Sunday, April 3, 2011

Hairy Beast

What?! You say. Hairy beast? Who? Me. I was watching General Conference this afternoon, listening, minding my own business, playing with my toe hairs. Toe hairs? Who grows hair on their toes? Especially ones long enough to play with? Me. I looked at my big toe and noticed a hair that looked too long, too long to be attached to my toe. I pulled on it, yep, it was attached. I'm a hairy beast! Check out how long this toe hair is.



Who? Who dares to check their own toes to see if they have toe hair as long as this! I challenge you all to examine your toes for hair to see if you have one longer. Better yet, check your husbands toes too. No one will have toe hair longer than me! I decided to fluff up the rest of my toe hairs for this next picture.



Now you all know my hairy secret. Thank goodness for razors!

5 comments:

Alysha said...

hahahha Sarah I laughed out loud

Jordana said...

Haha, I'm not brave enough to post pictures of my toe hairs on my blog, but mine look pretty close to yours.

Burnham Family said...

hahahahaha Sarah, I adore this post...simply because I am in the same position as you...except one minor detail, mine are dark!!! And yes, I am afraid for what they might look like if I didn't take the razor to them! I am glad I am not the only one out there!

Kathy Ord said...

Still the same old Sarah . . . but you are a hairy little girl!

Jenny Fitzner said...

oh my word. Sarah I have a different proposal than all of us checking if we're hairy. YOU should go through your whole body finding all your longest hairs and then blog about it and let us know how many longies you have.